jakemorph:

mutantapologist:

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? 🙂

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

clodiuspulcher:

thoodleoo:

we really need a medical show set in ancient greece or rome like can you imagine

  • whenever the doctors are on clinic duty they get mad bc patients come in like “i haven’t been feeling well, i think somebody cursed me on apollo’s name” and the doctors always have to be like “you have malaria”
  • constant snake escapes in the hospital’s shrine to asclepius
  • everyone’s least favorite job is leech duty
  • doctor’s writing prescriptions for things like gladiator blood and crocodile poo
  • you know how the running joke about house md is that everyone wanted every diagnosis to be lupus and it was never lupus? that but with the wandering womb

IMPERIAL PHYSICIAN GREGORIVS DOMVS takes the cases no other doctor can solve…