Everyone goes on about how algorithmically-targeted ads are so creepily precise that they know everything about you, but I still can’t convince my Google ads that I’m not pregnant, I don’t own a horse, and my purchase of a home thermostat was a one-time thing and not the start of a comprehensive thermostat collection.

Which Character From “Dragon Age” Are You?

herestothefanfic:

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING CONTENT FROM BUZZFEED

upthehillart:

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Happy Holidays from the fam! ☆

upthehillart:

when partnered on the same auror cases, it takes two not to get distracted…

tenniles:

stress relief

Source: tenniles

its-better-than-an-opera:

littlesmartart:

a conversation I had with @deboracabral and @awkwardbookishgay about the extra/awful correlation in enjolras, achilles, lestat de lioncourt, and dorian gray, and this is what was agreed on.

yes… I did just group interview with a vampire in with the picture of dorian gray, les mis, and the fucking illiad like. don’t even look at me right now.

Source: littlesmartart

things classicists may do to achieve that #ancient greek aesthetic

homerically:

eat figs

buy more than one copy of a single translation

equate beauty with death in day to day conversations

do a group bacchant ritual which inadvertently (or purposefully?!?) kills a man, then to cover up the first murder complete a second murder by manipulating a repressed bisexual into helping you push your close friend off a cliff

any time there is an opportunity to buy like those cheap tacky tourist-y roman or greek coins, buy those said coins

long for a bust of yourself

humanise figures that probably, in all fairness, shouldn’t be humanised (i’m looking at you Achilles)

comment on the quality of the translation even though that is the highest pretentious level possible

use ‘pathetic’ – quote “in the original sense of the word”

question whether ‘Vergil’ or ‘Virgil’

reblog ANY AND ALL pictures of a statue

cry over intertextuality