Tag: I’M SCREAMING

Some of the most ridiculous Discourse Phrases and Ideas I had to read with My Own Tired Burning Eyes…

thecompletedonquixote:

“Hell, even gayness is a privilege”

“Increase the queer”

“Women have all the power because they have vaginas and boobs”

“So it is hard when someone ‘pleas’ “Try a gay book” with one hand out, while turning around and giving you the finger with the other.”

“Can I just say, uh, I’m pretty sure noticing you’re asexual is harder than noticing you’re gay, straight, pan or otherwise […] There’s no sudden ‘boob’ moment” 

“Girls supporting girls and wanting to empower another girl by creating a strong couple bond is amazing! Strength in numbers! Shouldn’t matter if the couple is platonic or romantic.  Whether it be a couple of friends, or a couple of lovers!
You sound like a Gay Version of God Hates ***s enthusiasts.”

“I’d like to propose that non-trans individuals ought to be referred to as “allogendered.”  This avoids using the word “cis” (a slur) and keeps in line with “allosexual.” 

“…If I want to think about homosexuality i wanna think about them waking up to their SO making breakfast and tenderly wrapping their arms around them, or casually doing a crossword puzzle in their SO’s lap as he/she plays video games… Sexuality’s for other people, I want the fluff :3″