is just too big a stretch for my suspension of disbelief. Magic, unicorns, childhood trauma manifesting as a physical representation of destruction- that’s all cool.
But don’t try to make me believe that Jude Dumbledore Law wanted to grind on Coleslaw Head up there.
THIS
TEA
I mean, would you rather have that this mayonnaise vampire or would you rather have
him?
i mean, the dewy eyes, the salt and pepper, the slight five o clock shadow, the square jaw, the perfectly manicured eyebrows… and he doesn’t look like he’s going to die at any moment
if i looked like my mustache attended KKK rallies, i’d probably transfigure myself to look like Colin Farrell too
bisexual actress amber heard was abused by her straight husband johnny depp in such a way that directly correlates to her sexuality. he alienated her from her lesbian/bi friends, tried to control when/if she saw them, and attempted to control her access to her community. his abuse was absolutely very very heavily rooted in biphobic misogyny. her bisexuality is a major and important aspect of the conversation of her abuse.