mutantapologist:

all of the x men: okay mr magneto clearly broke at least 14 laws in the past hour are you SURE we cant have him arrested this time? or are you seriously just gonna let him run away every time

charles xavier: you dont have all the facts.

the x men: which are?

charles xavier: i love him

jakemorph:

mutantapologist:

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? 🙂

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”